Alessandra

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Alessandra is basically 20. Shes the version of 20, you wished you were but you were more interested in rollerblading, climbing trees and swimming in creeks, now your like 30 and OK with wearing sweatpants, feeding your cat and drinking cheap wine out of the bottle… ok fine, out of the cask, featuring bad artwork and a less pretentious description on the back. Stuff Alessandra and her braids, stilletos and clothes stealing ways. You’re rockin the sweatpants and your cat loves you. #badartwork #stuffalessandra #yellowglen #pretentiousstyleseries #weirdlyspecificlabelling #sellwinethatsaysfor30somethingstodrinkaloneintheirapartmentswiththeircatswhodontjudgethemfordrinkingoutofthebottlewithastrawmostnightsiftheweek #ithinkijustnailedwinelabelling

Whats Cat Milk Made Of?

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I was shopping with a friend who said she needed cat milk. I jokingly asked what it was made of. Our conversation came down to two possibilities, somewhere out there some swedish milkmaids were milking cats, or it was somehow made of ground up cats, you know like almond milk. Apparently someone overheard us…

Coles thank you for clearing up the confusion.