Alessandra is basically 20. Shes the version of 20, you wished you were but you were more interested in rollerblading, climbing trees and swimming in creeks, now your like 30 and OK with wearing sweatpants, feeding your cat and drinking cheap wine out of the bottle… ok fine, out of the cask, featuring bad artwork and a less pretentious description on the back. Stuff Alessandra and her braids, stilletos and clothes stealing ways. You’re rockin the sweatpants and your cat loves you. #badartwork #stuffalessandra #yellowglen #pretentiousstyleseries #weirdlyspecificlabelling #sellwinethatsaysfor30somethingstodrinkaloneintheirapartmentswiththeircatswhodontjudgethemfordrinkingoutofthebottlewithastrawmostnightsiftheweek #ithinkijustnailedwinelabelling

Help the Planet!

I want everyone to know you can do your bit to help the planet!  I have decided to give up eating pig, no wait that’s bacon, I love bacon its delicious.  I’m giving up eating lamb, actually I love that too, hmm cow?  Nope too tasty.  Hmm so I’ll give up… tofu (I don’t really eat it anyways but I’m sure it still counts).  Planet you’re welcome today I give up tofu for you!