Help the Planet!

I want everyone to know you can do your bit to help the planet!  I have decided to give up eating pig, no wait that’s bacon, I love bacon its delicious.  I’m giving up eating lamb, actually I love that too, hmm cow?  Nope too tasty.  Hmm so I’ll give up… tofu (I don’t really eat it anyways but I’m sure it still counts).  Planet you’re welcome today I give up tofu for you!