Stan vs Netflix


Seriously Stan!!!! What the pigeon fart is this?

I may have low standards, I may have enjoyed Zombie Strippers, Terminal Invasion and an extremely bad rip of Tucker and Dale vs Evil that was missing all the special effects and had characters running away from Bees that weren’t there.  But your service is sooo much worse!  You couldn’t focus better than this for 3 minutes at a time!!!!  Twice you decided to turn off my movie altogether and then you refused to resume and made me forward it from the start. You suck!  Please leave our country.  Netflix my soul is yours.